You know I’ve been trying to figure out how this conspiracy to steal the election worked. I figure if Hugo Chavez, dead 7 years now, was a key player then surely this plot against Trump goes way back. And then it hit me this afternoon: fluoridation of the water.

Fluoridation dates back to 1945! I’m sure you recall all the uproar and protest against it. Turns out it really has been a conspiratorial plot. All these years fluoridation has been conditioning people to vote for Biden against Trump. And it explains in particular why so many seniors turned against him. Most have been drinking this tainted water all their lives. It’s clearly worked.

What an ingenious plot! Giuliani needs to get this before a judge quick.


Correction
November 29, 2020

I think we may finally have irrefutable evidence supporting the charge of massive nationwide voter fraud. It would seem to be the work of aliens. The Bureau of Land Management in Utah recently discovered this strange monolith — and now, just as mysteriously, it’s vanished.

Remember the effect that monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey had on the apes? This monolith must have been transmitting signals or something compelling people to cheat and stuff ballot boxes for Biden. Having finished their task of stealing the election from Trump, it appears the aliens have removed the monolith and moved on.

I’m kind of embarrassed having suggested above that conspirators had used fluoridated water to control people. How could I be so gullible & naive?!


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